User:PsychoticSilverRose

Rose
Welcome to this farce we call life~

Allow me to introduce myself--I am the adopted sister of Banica Conchita. I've been around a while, though, so I'm a lot older than I look. So regardless of my appearance, I'm not a teenager. Please don't mistake me for one. Asking for my age, however, is unappreciated, as is assuming my actual age. If I do tell you, keep in mind that you are lucky to know.

I have spent much of my time traveling around the world and exploring new places, as well as observing and even being in contact with several of the demon contractors. I have taken several names over the course of history in several different places. My preferred name, however, is Rose Conchita.

Although I'm also the new queen of the reformed Levianta, I enjoy traveling to new places to explore and go on wacky little adventures. At an early point in my life, I became a priestess at a temple to Levia-Behemo. I later on left, though, due to various reasons--none of which I plan to explain beyond the desire to see the world.

It should also be noted that I am a half-demon and a Minor Demon of Gluttony. Although that's my official title, I'm actually more of a hybrid between Gluttony and Lust (odd as it may seem). The details for this transformation are largely private, though I will admit to at some point coming into very close contact with the Sin Ark, which I will note gave off periodic waves of energy. Embarrassingly, it took me a great deal of time to realize the extent of my transformation.

As a demon, I do have the typical abilities of one, such as possession and creating contracts. I generally prefer to leave contracts to others and go about my own business, though. It is my firm belief that some of these are more 'indulgences' than actual sins--though I will never deny these can lead to actual sin. I am a demon more inclined to releasing inhibitions of my attributes in a person than making someone beyond voracious in their desires.

I am also an accomplished mage, skilled with magic ranging from offensive to healing. (Surprise, surprise, a demon who can heal.) I'm also extremely... experimental with my magic, leading to trying out new spells on unsuspecting vic--I mean, willing participants. (Ok, sometimes I use unsuspecting victims.) I also like to create various potions and tonics, although not all of these have worked out particularly well in the past. And yes, I can use more than just magic. Just ask the people that have been on the receiving end of my physical attacks.

People I've met on my travels have described me as an 'unrepentant pervert' and a total weirdo. This is very true, and I'm very prone to doing things just for laughs. Give me the chance, and I will likely do something crazy and mess with people. The hobos describe me as a frightful woman, as word has spread of past... actions with them. I now use that merely to scare the crap out of them by being nice and friendly. My new targets have become bandits and douchbags.

By the way, I also have a pet ferret. His name is Garret, and he's really friendly. He's also really bouncy, especially if he has sugar. And yes, sometimes I do set him on someone who annoys me, hyped up on sugar. You've officially been warned.

Skills

 * Forging contracts with mortals: I can either set you up with Gluttony, as is my official gig, or with Lust, which is more of a hobby. Most of the time, I don't make contracts, though.
 * Possession: I absolutely love doing this to unsuspecting victims to mess with people in various delicious ways. This doesn't necessarily require me to forge a contract with someone, but it makes it easier.
 * Spells and things: I have studied magic extensively over my lifetime. My specialties are healing and transformation magics. I also dabbled around with necromancy before becoming a demon.
 * Potion-making: I can make anything from potions for fun to healing elixirs to deadly toxins. All potions are fully tested before given to anyone.
 * Divination: As a, um... relative... to the Loop Octopus clan, I have the gift of Prophetic Dreams. It's actually more annoying than anything else, though.
 * Swordsmanship: Well, ok, I have some training with the sword, but I have a habit of improvising as I need to, as well. Results depend on the skill of my opponent. I am flexible, at least.
 * Stealth: Well, I have in the past gone places I... wasn't really supposed to without getting caught. I'm also, because of this, a fairly skilled thief. That food and money had to come from somewhere, right?
 * Cooking: I'm an amazing chef, if I do say so myself. I can either stick to the recipe given to me, alter it, or toss the thing completely and come up with something completely and make something new. I've done a lot of experimentation with this, too.
 * Creating brown notes: Let's just say that adding magic to my banjo-playing has led to some... interesting results.

Personal Items

 * Bag of Holding: This keeps most of my possessions in it when they're not in use. This is typically kept under my clothes. It has a lot of stuff in it because I like collecting very amazing things.
 * Katana: Primary non-magical weapon. It's not really inherently special. Just a sword.
 * Very Amazing Parasol: A lovely red parasol not unlike the one Master of the Graveyard owns that can be used as a shield or something I can use to whack something (or someone) with. It also has a magical mouth that can appear to ingest things with, though it can only ingest things that will fit into the mouth. I'm still working on getting it to spit items back out once ingested. I think they end up in the Graveyard or the Hellish Yard. This doubles as my personal vessel, modified from a dagger (which is also secretly the handle of the parasol).
 * Carrots: They're great for snacking on. And... other things. No, I don't necessarily use the same carrot for snacking on that I do those... other things.
 * Banjo: Another whacking item. I can also play it... badly. Basically, it's a weapon no matter how it's used. I traded my lyre for it at some point.
 * Volcano: Ok, more my personal property than an item, but there is a volcano that belongs to me. It's primarily dormant, and the base of it constitutes as a personal residence and lab. Here's a little secret--I can make it change locations. It's currently stationed at the edge of Levianta.

Tose
Ah, welcome, everyone!

I'm Tose Silvers. Yeah, yeah, what were my parents thinking naming me Tose? Here's a hint, it's pronounced like 'toes'. I've been the butt of many jokes because of this name throughout my life (and... un-life, whatever). Never really thought to change it, though.

I've been called a total ditz, mostly by my twin sister. She was just teasing me most of the time for my occasional forgetfulness, but it was still true when she said it. I miss my sister; we always used to play together and tease each other. She was a total goofball and acted really tomboyish at times. I think our parents were super proud of her when she decided to become a priestess after her thirteenth birthday. I just wish she would have come home to visit occasionally...

My parents and I were in an accident several years later (I think I was seventeen). They died immediately, and I was assumed dead by the authorities. I ended up leaving Levianta after that and went to a new place that had been named Asmodean to start a new life. Eventually I met and fell in love with an amazing woman and had two wonderful kids.

I wonder sometimes if I should have gone to see my sister before that, but I couldn't exactly face her to explain what happened. I guess that's why I came back after death. They say strigoi are the troubled spirits of the dead. I certainly would count as troubled. I don't know whatever became of my sister, but I've heard stories of a 'rose-haired witch' throughout time. I met a sorceress named Elluka Clockworker once, but she claimed to have been born much later and denied being the 'rose-haired witch' of legends.

It's pretty rare that I settle down in one place for very long, since I don't want people getting suspicious of me. I don't exactly age, and apparently I look like this 'Sateriasis Venomania' person, who apparently kidnapped and violated a lot of women in the past. Apparently the Levin Church is extremely hateful of his descendents, and I get mistaken for one of them by a few extremely pious (and generally really bigoted) followers in just about every sect. I don't even dare try to explain to them I'm actually older than him. It's really more of a headache than it's really worth, and I don't need any more of those, thanks.

Just so we're clear, I'm nowhere near as interested in sex as Venomania was. I mean, ok, it's nice. And it's surprising how good it can be for a dead person. But I won't go out of my way to have it or convince anyone to have it. I think it's kind of rude, and I'd be more interested in making sure my partner is having a good time with me than just pleasure for me alone. And no, this is not actually limited to females only--though it did a few times cause people to come after me with swords and things... That wasn't fun.

Uh... Moving on.

I'm pretty open about my past, should anyone ever ask me questions. It's not like I go out of my way to hide things, even the fact that I'm technically dead. But people don't usually ask about that detail and merely assume I'm immortal. It's just as easy to go along with it. Sometimes talking about it is painful, but it's better not to hide things all the time, if you ask me. Some secrets aren't worth keeping.

Skills
I have a few of these that come in very handy, and some that don't really have any practical uses. Here's the useful ones:
 * Phasing through solid objects: Well, I am a type of ghost, after all. This has helped me in many a jam when I needed to get out of something. It's also fun to use in messing with people. Their reactions are just priceless.
 * Possession: It's only for a limited amount time, but I can jump into someone's body and control it. That's about as fun to mess with someone as phasing, but I prefer to use it for more noble causes, like getting some fool person out of danger. Did you know people could be absolute idiots at the worst possible times?
 * Invisibility: This makes sneaking around when I have the need for it so much easier. Unfortunately, during my occasional klutzy moments, I've freaked out some people and caused minor accidents. Not fun.
 * Magic: I'm actually a pretty powerful mage, but unlike my sister who was a natural at it, I had to dedicate a lot more of my time to actual practice. My main specialties have always been defensive and summon magic, but I'm pretty good other types, too.
 * Mending things: Mostly clothes and other fabric items, actually, though I can certainly fix other things. I'm in general a pretty good tailor, which has come in very handy when I've been away from any currently professional tailors and needed something done. I actually had a tailor shop during my life in Asmodean.
 * Map-making: You wouldn't believe how many people I've met who needed maps for places and had no way of getting one. And you wouldn't believe how many maps I've studied over time. It's better than constantly getting lost on my way somewhere. (I was good at getting lost once upon a time, but we won't go into that.)

Personal Items
I don't usually carry too much with me, but I do have some things I absolutely have to have. To not have them wouldn't be right.
 * Sewing supplies: Can't make anything from cloth if I don't have this. Plus, I'm always finding new tears in things for some reason.
 * Walking stick: Mostly for appearances, actually, than really needing it to stand and walk with. Even though it does help when I'm physically exhausted. It's also a concealed sword for fighting off bandits with. I had it custom made in Jakoku.
 * Knife: This little dagger is my hunting tool for when I'm away from civilization and need food. I've tried a bow and arrow once, but I absolutely suck at anything long-ranged. I also use it for defending myself if I can't use my sword for whatever reason.
 * Lyre: Bought this off someone who said he traded it for his old banjo. I can't really play it much, but he said it was traded to him by a pink-haired witch.
 * Carrots: I'm constantly buying fresh carrots for snacking. I can't help it, they're just really delicious. It's a family trait, actually.
 * A large book of spells: My go-to spell book that has spells, rituals, and notes written by me which is actually enchanted to hold a lot more pages than it appears to and not really weigh what it actually should for its size. Some of the spells and such were taken from other books and some were just my own notes. It also makes for a good whacking weapon.

Miria
What you do doesn't bother me--as long as you don't act stupid.

Pleased to meet you all. I'm Miria, known from time to time as just 'Silver Thief'. Real creative, those authorities... Well, I won't complain. They probably could have come up with worse names. In fact, I'm pretty sure someone did come up with something worse. I just don't want to know what it is...

I'm mostly reformed, except that sometimes I don't have any other options. I pretty much stopped around the time I married, to which my husband was ever so relieved.

Speaking of, if you see him, remind him to get a compass. He needs one. Desperately. It would be a miracle if his sense of direction actually improved and he didn't constantly get lost. He's not exactly hard to miss. You could easily mistake him for Duke Venomania of Asmodean legend and he might be snacking on carrots. Don't ask me why it's carrots he loves. Apparently it was a shared family trait.

Having grown up in a pretty poor neighborhood, I understand the need for conserving resources and making the most out of just about everything. I can also get you a pretty good bargain on supplies and avoid getting swindled by others. And if you ever need tips on making meals last, you can talk to me.

I probably come across as rough around the edges, and probably don't look like I'd make the best parent. And to be honest... Well, Tose was always better at connecting with our kids than I ever was. I was at best a mediocre mother, although you never hurt any of my family and expected to get away with it.

Due to some weird incident involving the magic of some rose-haired witch during the time of the Lucifenian Revolution, I ended up brought back to life with apparent immortality. We never really met, so I don't think she knows she revived me. It probably really doesn't even matter, anyway. I've spent the time since then in search of my husband, who it seems has been roaming the world after some type of revival of his own. Given my lack of luck in finding him, I clearly keep missing him. I'll definitely find him one day, though. I swear it.

Oh, and if you see a blue-haired man following me somewhere, that would be my stalker Kaspar. He's more annoying than actually dangerous, though. Unless you count the fact that he's no good at stealth when he's trying to follow me and is a serious klutz at the worst possible times. He's actually worse than Chartette, my actual companion.

Skills

 * Sneaking around without getting caught: This is a must for any decent thief. A thief who can't sneak is a very bad thief indeed. It would serve them right to be caught.
 * Lock-picking: One of the best skills as a good thief, in my opinion. It's also great if you've been locked out of your house or room. Which my brat of a younger sister did during temper tantrums. A lot.
 * Bargaining deals: Not always on prices as one might think, actually, but bargaining payment and a place to stay a lot. And here's a tip--compromise is very important when you're bargaining.
 * Cooking: Probably my big redeeming quality as a mother was my ability to spread food supplies out a good while on top of being a pretty good cook.
 * Rune magic: Pretty much the only form of magic I actually know at this point, and it's come in pretty handy on several occasions. I don't have a lot of magic power to begin with, so I'm pretty limited otherwise.
 * Hand-to-hand combat: It's likely I wouldn't have survived my childhood without it, and it's the one thing I can honestly thank my father for. My speed makes me a very difficult target to hit, too.
 * Disguising myself: Very, very valuable skill for sneaking around, almost as important as avoiding being seen. It also really helps when you're trying to infiltrate somewhere.

Personal Items

 * Lock picks: An essential, and I won't go anywhere without them. They've gotten me into so many places so many times. And out of some of those places, too.
 * Rope: One of those things I consider a basic, especially since it has just so many different uses. I can not imagine not having rope.
 * Knife set: Both for cutting things and defending myself. I am extremely proficient with knives, and can be all too happy to use them, too. That's not a threat--it's a promise. Piss me off enough, and you will have some new holes in your body.
 * Rune book: In case I need a refresher on my runes or I learn new ones, they are written in this small book that is kept very securely on my person. It's especially useful for remembering the more complex ones.